Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Krabby Patties

Call me SpongeBob.
Stacking Krabby Patties.
...
I love dancing.  A lot.
I do it everywhere.
At work(when I have a job)...
At school(usually seated)...
At home(even in the shower)...
At play(It's play time.  I do what I want)...
I may even be doing it right now while on the third floor of the library "studying"(underneath the desk)...
When I think of the letter K, I think of Krabby Patties.  Which of course are a made-up hamburger from the Krusty Krab located in Bikini Bottom in SpongeBob universe.
And when I think of Krabby Patties, I think of Cat Daddy.
Which of course is a dance style.
I don't expect you to understand if you aren't the type to listen to hip-hop music.
But if you are, then FANTASTIC!


***


My roommate, Brenton, and I have been coming to the library a lot lately.  Like...every freakin' night.  Usually between the hours of 8-11 you can find us on the third flood of the library.  Just doin' our thing.  Studyin' like scholars.
You know.
Most of the time we also have some sort of food with us.  The recent favorite is to order pizza and have it delivered to the library.  It makes us feel special when they come in the doors looking for us.  Today it was Domino's thin crust.
Let me tell you...
It was amazing.
The studying, however, was only so-so.


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I am konstantly  surprised when people discover for the first time that I had brain surgery.  I just hold this to be general knowledge, and so I figure everyone knows it, but I am SO mistaken.
A friend of mine just today stalked my Facebook photos and saw that I had brain surgery.
Needless to say, she immediately freaked out and started asking a number of questions.
It makes me feel like a mini celebrity.


***


The library is about to klose, so I will be kicked out soon.  This post may be kut short due to this unfortunate notice...


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As a teenager I legitimately replaced all the c's with k's when typing online.  I don't know why, besides the fact that I somewhat loathe the letter C (which is a story for another time) and because I wanted to be kool.


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Remember when I said that the library would be klosing soon?  It's klosing now.
And they're playing Thriller by Michael Jackson over the PA to let us know.


My life is komplete.


~Boy

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